DEMO OR DIE
Men's Short Sleeve
(Ver. 1G)

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  • Regular price $14.99


The men's T-shirts are FITTED.  We recommend buying a size larger than what you normally wear for a looser fit.

A great gift for programmers, hackers, engineers, designers, inventors and mad scientists. Is your project going to run smoothly or will it crash in a smoldering pile of infamy before the eyes of your peers? It's time to put up or shut up. Make or break. DEMO OR DIE!!!

This shirt will not go buggy, explode into flames, short circuit, blue screen of death (BSoD), lag, hang, lose sound or video, get delayed in traffic, trigger a runaway chain reaction or fail you at the absolute worst possible moment. Please do not attempt to use as a parachute, cat lasso, hammock, improvised underwater breathing apparatus or weapon of last resort against the impending zombie apocalypse.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28